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When I was a kid, my mom would make birthday cakes that looked like trains, or zoo cages. One time there was a really, really scary clown. There are psychic scars, to be sure, but they’re likely nothing compared to poor Ireland Basinger-Baldwin, 14, daughter of battling ex’s Kim Basinger and Alex Baldwin.
The teen — who, you might recall, was on the wrong end of a really nasty voicemail from her pops two years ago — reportedly got a frighteningly accurate specialty birthday cake last week in the shape of Lil Wayne’s head, complete with licorice dreads, chocolate sunglasses and iced out icing grill. We have no idea if this story is true (since the image from Los Angeles ace cake shop Rosebud Cakes has since been removed from its Flickr account), but any way you slice it, that is the most WTF?-tastic cake we’ve ever seen.
Congratulations Kim and Alex, you may have outdone that dad who reportedly advertised on Craigslist for a Lil Wayne impersonator for his blind 16-year-old’s birthday party. “Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired,” the Craigslist ad read. “Money is not an issue.” We can’t confirm if that dad ended up getting the cake he wanted, but we hear it looked a bit like Whoopi Goldberg.